hugs

when I am stressed I must remember to give my lovely Ridley more hugs.
I am hugging him extra tight just for all of you.

PS He is not suffocating. He likes bear hugs. He absorbs energy from them and turns it into mass. This is why he is so rotund.

PPS I guess he is sort of a lucky charm, despite the fact that was a mistranslation by our Frenchman Mr. Maury. A lucky charm OF LOVE AND HUGS.

effing hipster is prepared for British Columbia

so Ukulele Jake broke his glasses and walked into our dorm wearing ridiculousness today. The ridiculousness being his old glasses. I put them on Ridley. We decided Ridley needed some flannel and one of those goofy scarfs. Meaning that Alicia Cookies decided this. And so here is the Bigman, so much more than ready for Manfire to come and take him to British Columbia.
((ps, i thought everyone should have crazy names like Ukulele Jake. Not just him deserves this weirdness.))

latfh

Val, 12:00 AM: I want you to know i can't bring myself to delete the text in which you used the world 'brouhaha'.
Keith, 12:01 AM: Isn't it such a great word? Makes you think of a bunch of burly men with ridiculous mustaches squaring off against each other. Or maybe that's just me.
Val, 12:05 AM: I think of a bunch of burly men laughing and chest bumping. They are wearing plaid shirts.
Keith, 12:06 AM: Yep, i concur. Are they lumberjacks or hipsters though? Hipster lumberjacks? Do they plant trees to be ironic?
Val, 12:09 AM: Hahaha, Probalistically.
Keith, 12:12 AM: Hipster lumberjacks pour pabst blue ribbon over their flapjacks instead of maple syrup. They use vintage axes. They stand around the forest looking bored.

The conversation progresses until Keith says, "Tell Ridley we make for British Columbia come dawn. And to wear plaid." Also, I need to find a hill to gaze north from.

Ridley is prepared. (see: picture)

Kitty Kat thinks he ought to have a pipe and be a lumberjack-sherlock cross. With the new movie, I wouldn't put it past a hipster.

oh jeez

oh jeez how does this work i do not understand i want to see the blogs of the people following me but i can't figure out how help help jeez

Meet Ridley. You can meet Val, too, I guess.

Hi. This is my blog. I'm Valerie. I'm in college. Ridley is my dinosaur. He is the best ever.

This blog will probably be funny a lot of the time, but not all of the time. I can be emo too sometimes. So can Ridley, but he looks bad in black.

Here is Ridley in a parka. He looks very classy as he is a classy fellow.